05/05/2026
She kept you alive… through questionable decisions, zero sleep, and at least one public meltdown 😌
So yeah—this is your gentle nudge to do slightly better than a last-minute text this year.
These ‘Mama’ florals?
Cute. Thoughtful. Effort level: minimal. Favourite child status: pending.
Mother’s Day is in 5 days—grab a pair before they’re gone 💐