09/03/2026
Say Hwhat, Fine Villagers!!
As we approach the aforementioned Viking Invasion at Michigan Renaissance Festival this weekend, I ask you to place thine eyes upon some of our protective adornments!
Some may be used as armor, some for intimidation, some as metaphysical protection from the spirits of those lost in battle, and some, may we say, just look damned regal!
Before you storm the beaches, make sure to travel over to the Guest Merchants village near the backend of the Faire, and adorn yourselves for battle!
(Also, for the pacifists, we see gaze upon ye, and have brought yon Snail Family and Pumpkin Patch. This year's snail family includes precious souls such as Enid, Jimothy, Claudia, Harold, Eunice, Mortimer, and Leaf. They will protect you as you cower in the woods, avoiding battle and therefore, glory.)
As the sun rises from Saturnsday through Mornsday, we shall be ready to outfit the pillagers, villagers, pacifists, and Royalty alike!
(Saturday September 5th through Monday September 7th at Michigan Renaissance Festival in Holly Michigan! 9-7 each day.)
Your Non-combatant NPC Merchants,
The Rusted Rabbit