Existential Crisis Cakes

06/26/2026

ATTN: TOLEDO PARENTS! Are you low income*? Does your kid have a birthday in JULY or AUGUST? If you're struggling to afford a birthday treat for your kiddo this summer, please fill out this form before this coming Monday 6/29: https://forms.gle/BpZfZWjcPv2ougbNA

I'll draw one random name from each month's birthday submissions and contact the winners Monday evening. You'll get a free 6" double-layer cake (~10-12 servings), no strings attached, to help make birthday celebrations a little more special.

(This cake giveaway was made possible by two very generous people also celebrating birthdays this summer

06/25/2026

LAST MINUTE CAKES: Death by Chocolate cakes available for pickup this weekend (Saturday, and Sunday). 4" ($35) or 6" ($65). Each cake is two layers with your choice of filling. Send a message to reserve yours!

06/21/2026

*NOW B00KING* Custom cakes through October! Send a message or check the highlights to get your 0rder started. Lots of availability still this summer too, so there’s time to get your July, August, September, or October cake secured on my calendar. OH, and the seasonal flavor optional for September & October will be PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE 🎃

06/20/2026

Monstro Elisasue is ready to host the party🩵 She’s made of vegan funfetti cake btw - and even her mask is edible (printed on wafer paper)

06/18/2026

LAST MINUTE CAKES:
VEGAN Funfetti and (nonvegan) Pistachio available this weekend - double layer 6" cake with filling (10-12 servings). Discount price! Pickup Saturday or Sunday. Message to claim yours!

06/06/2026

Toledo people - I'm heartbroken to hear about what happened at OWE Fest today. I hope you and yours are safe.

This may sound silly, but studies have shown that playing Tetris shortly after experiencing a traumatic event can prevent PTSD. Pass this along to someone who might need it:

Playing Tetris after trauma could help prevent PTSD by disrupting memory formation. Discover the underlying science and how to use this simple tool for mental resilience.

05/11/2026

NOW BOOKING: June, July, and August custom cakes! Get your buttercream creation topped with edible flowers, butterflies, or maraschino cherries. Real daggers available too! Send a message to get your order started.

05/03/2026

Chronically ill people when it rains for two days:

04/29/2026

*panics anyway*

04/25/2026

CARRIE-inspired vegan birthday cake complete with edible buttercream tampons 🩸 Enjoyed backstage at the for opening night of Carrie The Musical