29/05/2026
🍪 NATIONAL BISCUIT DAY HAS ENTERED THE REALM 🍪🚨
In the ancient kingdom of Crumboria, the legendary Biscuit of Infinite Dunking has awoken… and it demands TEA. ☕⚔️
Choose your class wisely:
🛡️ The Noble Digestive Knight
🧙 The Custard Cream Sorcerer
🗡️ The Chocolate Hobnob Rogue
🐉 The Bourbon Dragon (double stuffed, obviously)
Roll for crunch… nat 20 — your biscuit survives the dunk! Critical success. The realm rejoices. 🎲✨
Celebrate responsibly: no biscuit left behind, no tea left undunked.