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I'll be adding these to the website on Saturday giving my chaos dumplings the exclusive first look ๐Ÿ–ค SOUL RELIQUARIES ๐Ÿ–คT...
07/10/2026

I'll be adding these to the website on Saturday giving my chaos dumplings the exclusive first look

๐Ÿ–ค SOUL RELIQUARIES ๐Ÿ–ค

The Ones Who Know All ยฃ90

The latest acquisitions have been catalogued.
Within each reliquary rests a soul, carefully contained alongside the remnants of the ritual that bound it.
Each Soul Reliquary is a complete collector's set, containing the handmade soul, its reliquary, ritual remnants, sealed records, scrolls, artefacts and everything required to preserve its history.
No two souls are quite alike.
And there is one rather important detail about these photographs...
THE RECORDS HAVE BEEN WITHHELD.
The handwritten pages visible in these photographs are not the records included with the finished reliquaries.
The actual collector's records are professionally printed documents created specifically for each soul and form part of the documentation accompanying the finished set.
Those records, along with several additional ritual remnants, have deliberately been omitted from the photographs.
They are for the collector's eyes only.
What you see here is therefore only a portion of what each Soul Reliquary contains.
The larger souls command larger reliquaries and a more substantial display, while the smaller souls inhabit their own smaller vessels and still receive the complete collector's treatment.
Every Soul Reliquary is handmade, individually assembled and completely unique.
Once a soul enters your collection, its records belong to you.
The Cabinet does not disclose everything it knows.
๐Ÿ–ค Soul Reliquaries
One soul. One reliquary. One record.
Some things are better discovered when the box is opened.

๐ŸŒธ OLEANDERNerium oleanderCabinet of Forbidden Curiosities | Poisonous FloraElegant. Fragrant. Extremely poisonous.Oleand...
07/10/2026

๐ŸŒธ OLEANDER

Nerium oleander

Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities | Poisonous Flora

Elegant. Fragrant. Extremely poisonous.

Oleander, or Nerium oleander, is an evergreen shrub known for its abundant flowers and narrow, lance-shaped leaves. Its flowers can range from pink and red to white, cream and yellow, making it a popular ornamental plant in warm climates.

Unfortunately, beauty is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. All parts of the plant are highly toxic if eaten, due to cardiac glycosides including oleandrin. The sap can also cause skin irritation, and even smoke from burning the plant can be hazardous.

That combination of beautiful flowers and formidable toxicity earns Oleander a particularly secure position in the Cabinet.

This miniature specimen is entirely handmade from polymer clay, capturing the delicate flowers and foliage of Oleander without using any real poisonous plant material.

๐Ÿ–ค Handmade miniature specimen

๐Ÿ–ค Polymer clay construction

๐Ÿ–ค Presented in a specimen jar

๐Ÿ–ค Inspired by genuine botanical history

๐Ÿ–ค Part of the Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities

๐Ÿ–ค Perfect for gothic, witchy and botanical collections

www.mischiefnmalphas.com to purchase or send me a message
Looks like something you'd plant beside a garden gate. The Cabinet knows better. ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ–ค

Decorative item only. Contains no real Oleander or poisonous botanical material.

The website is now renovated, and ready to go....hopefully I never have to do that again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”..I hate admin.. the Cabinet ...
06/10/2026

The website is now renovated, and ready to go....hopefully I never have to do that again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”..I hate admin.. the Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities is in full swing on the site I'll be posting the soul reliquary kits and at least one Curio Jar a day..this social malarkey had become quite a chore lately....the algorithm seems to be working against me

Good morning strangelings and chaos dumplings ..I'll be sharing my Soul Reliquary Sets a bit later.
06/10/2026

Good morning strangelings and chaos dumplings ..I'll be sharing my Soul Reliquary Sets a bit later.

๐Ÿ—๏ธ A QUESTION FOR THE CURIOUS...I've been having a rather dangerous little idea.What if the Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosi...
05/10/2026

๐Ÿ—๏ธ A QUESTION FOR THE CURIOUS...

I've been having a rather dangerous little idea.

What if the Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities became a subscription? ๐Ÿ‘€

Every month, subscribers would receive a mysterious little collection of handmade forbidden curiosities, each with its own lore and place within the Cabinet.

Think strange specimens.
Forgotten relics.
Bones and remains.
Fae artefacts.
Poisonous botanical curiosities.
Tiny creatures.
Spell components.
Trapped things that perhaps should have remained trapped...

Each box would contain a selection of exclusive handmade pieces that wouldn't be available individually, along with the lore and documentation that accompanies each curiosity.

Basically, you'd be receiving a little piece of the Cabinet through your letterbox every month. ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿฆด

I'm considering making these limited monthly boxes, rather than producing an unlimited subscription, because everything is handmade by me and I want each box to actually feel special.

But before I start plotting, scheming and inevitably covering my entire house in polymer clay...

Would anyone actually be interested in a Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities subscription box?

And if so, what would you expect to pay for something like this?

ยฃ25?
ยฃ30?
ยฃ35?
ยฃ40?
ยฃ45+?

Tell me what you'd genuinely be tempted to subscribe to, because I want to know whether this is a brilliant idea or whether I've simply been left alone with my imagination for too long. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ–ค Would you subscribe?

Eek Im so excited to introduce these guys I have immediately begun trapping my own Ones who know all. Theyre surprisingl...
04/10/2026

Eek Im so excited to introduce these guys I have immediately begun trapping my own Ones who know all. Theyre surprisingly bright too. I'll be adding these to the website tomorrow if you'd like to snap them up before then just pop a message over.
Hope you're all having a fabulous weekend
www.mischiefnmalphas.com

๐Ÿ–ค THE ONES WHO KNOW ALL ๐Ÿ–ค
Some things are better left unsaid.
Some things have watched.
Some things have listened.
And some things... know everything. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
Introducing The Ones Who Know All, an original piece from my Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities.
A strange little gathering of ghostly souls, bound beneath a dark, twisting lantern and watched over by tendrils that definitely have no business moving when nobody is looking. ๐Ÿ‘ป
This piece is completely handmade from start to finish, including every little ghost, every tendril, the lantern, the details and the plaque.
And honestly?
I bloody love them.
This is one of those pieces that I almost don't want to sell because I've become ridiculously attached to it. ๐Ÿ˜‚ But that's the dangerous part of making one-of-a-kind art... eventually someone has to be brave enough to take the weird little thing home.
๐Ÿ–ค The Ones Who Know All
โœจ One-of-a-kind original
๐Ÿ–ค Hand-sculpted
๐Ÿ‘ป Handmade ghosts & details
๐Ÿ’ก Illuminates from within
๐Ÿš๏ธ Part of the Cabinet of Forbidden Curiosities
ยฃ95
Once they're gone, they're gone. I can make another, but it will be another original piece rather than an exact copy.

Another product photo day and a whole lot of paperwork...so I ask if you were a forbidden flowers in my cabinet of curio...
04/10/2026

Another product photo day and a whole lot of paperwork...so I ask if you were a forbidden flowers in my cabinet of curiosities...which specimen would you be? ...pick your poison and let us know which one in the comments

Just painting up so new souls today while I await the delivery of some glaze...thinking of changing my logo to highlight...
03/10/2026

Just painting up so new souls today while I await the delivery of some glaze...thinking of changing my logo to highlight the symbol that will be stamped on every one of my items... Now if you see a purple mohawk or my mystical M's you'll know it's me

Christmas coo's and I'm not going to lie they're so adorable I want to keep them all haha...these are available for pre ...
02/10/2026

Christmas coo's and I'm not going to lie they're so adorable I want to keep them all haha...these are available for pre order and will be shipped out on the 1st November. Unless you specifically want yours faster there's a few available now.
The little ones are ยฃ12
Medium ยฃ20
Large ยฃ30
There is also an extra large available that is double the size of the large one pictured (she didn't fit in the shot) available as a Christmas doorstop/figure ยฃ55

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฎ THE RAINBOW HIGHLAND COOS ARE BACK! ๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŒˆYou asked, so I brought them back! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ๐ŸฉทOur colourful little Highland herd i...
01/10/2026

๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฎ THE RAINBOW HIGHLAND COOS ARE BACK! ๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŒˆ
You asked, so I brought them back! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ๐Ÿฉท
Our colourful little Highland herd is BACK IN STOCK and this time, there are no limited numb If you've been waiting for one, your opportunity has officially arrived. ๐Ÿ‘€โœจ
Available in three sizes:
๐ŸŒˆ Small | ยฃ12
๐ŸŒˆ Medium | ยฃ25
๐ŸŒˆ Large | ยฃ35

Each one is handmade and covered in a ridiculous amount of colourful rainbow curls because apparently Highland cows weren't fabulous enough already. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒˆ
Perfect for brightening up your shelf, desk, craft room, or wherever you keep your tiny herd of questionable life choices. ๐Ÿฎโœจ
Back by popular demand! ๐Ÿ’–
๐Ÿ“ฉ Message me to order
๐Ÿ“ฆ Postage available

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