The Lady And The Laser Beam

09/10/2026

27/09/2026

Yesterday I married my rock Nye. Through the ups and downs of the last 13 years he's loved me unconditionally and kept me laughing along the way for which I am eternally grateful.
He had my heart from the very beginning and I love the bones of him. He's the best Dad and brings adventure, laughter and fun to our lives, and I feel privileged to navigate life's journey with him.

Thanks for all the well wishes yesterday, all really appreciated. X

Photo by my very beautiful and talented friend Abby Feetham

24/09/2026

23/09/2026

Ok - for all of you that said that the Hazelnut was better than the Peach Melba.... I'm going to have to say, it's pretty damn nice. I tried the Rhubarb last night and it made my eyes feel funny.

So a few people have come at me hard on Facebook with Gooseberry being the GOAT. I'll get back to you.

In the meantime there is only 7 days left of my Big September Sale on my website, so while you wait patiently for the yoghurt influencer content absolutely no-one knew they needed, why don't you have a peruse on there and get yourself some 50% off bargains!

22/09/2026

In true meta style, I had more engagement dying on the hill that Longley Farm Peach Melba yoghurt is the GOAT, over any of my recent business posts.

I've bought these two simply to retry them and prove my detractors wrong.

If you too have strong feelings about this, please share them below.

Otherwise, please check out my 50% off September Sale. www.ladyandthelaserbeam.com

18/09/2026

The Autumn Edit 🍁

Warm oranges in mirror and glitter finishes. Most with 50% off until the end of September.

Today my other half said "you don't have to pick up every conker you see!"
Who are these wild people that can walk past a shiny conker?

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16/09/2026

I'm feeling generous today.
Not only are these a brand new design - they are going straight into the big September Sale.

Get your 90's wiggle on....

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