Greetings from the Kitty Land Diaries

Greetings from the Kitty Land Diaries Grabed it and ran down the hallway. My owner was not ammused.

Thoughts from Gordon
Even though I was fed this morning, and had Lamb bite treats, I could not help myself however when the toaster popped up with a warm sourdough english muffin half.

I am ready for Christmas. My bow tie matches my eyes. My owner is baking cookies. Wish she would make some chicken treat...
12/17/2020

I am ready for Christmas. My bow tie matches my eyes. My owner is baking cookies. Wish she would make some chicken treats for me. Will have to be satisfied with the canned food she brought in today.

10/13/2020

My owner watches the Newshour. Lately the anchors have been reporting from home due to the Corvid virus. Oh, it is Covid? Well my mind is often on birds as I am a cat. In any case, Lisa Desjardins' cat sometimes is in view. A black and white cat who is evidently named Rocky. Finally with Rocky, there is a news program I can watch.

08/02/2020

My owner is telling me that just because a pandemic is on, does not mean that we will continue to have low standards. She says that from now on, Holloware will be used at dinner. (Dishes to serve side dishes from, such as rice, or salad).
She is nattering on about next thing you know, I'll be eating out of cat dishes.

Fine by me. I grew up in a litter, I know how to share.

02/08/2020

"Oh Show us the way to the next whisker bar, oh we know why... Wait you are telling me it is "Oh show us the way to the next Whiskey Bar?" Well I do not drink whiskey, so I will go with my version. I am sure that Kurt Weil, and Jim Morrison would approve.

12/07/2019

It is holiday time.
I am watching my owner attempt to make Spritz cookies. As usual, the Spritz gun is not working.
She has decided to turn the dough into small round balls, and make regular cookies.
Now I see she is washing the Sawa 2000 Deluxe and drying it. The various parts are going back into the
box. After 25 years of this ritual, she has decided to put it in the Goodwill bag.
Have to run, I see she has put my favorite treat of Bonito Flakes in my dish.

Love and Kisses, Gordon

11/02/2019

November, the month of Thanksgiving. I am not a turkey fan, but the preparation and bustle are fun. My owner has certain dishes which she prepares, a corn souffle, and a bourbon sweet potato puree. All that work which goes into one day. Seems a bit much to me. I think I will take a nap.

Love and Kisses,
Gordon.

10/01/2019

October, the month of spooks. I being a Tabby, not a pure black feline can only pull this off to a small degree. I run around the house as if possessed, hiding in ambush to attack ankles which pass by. This is met with some distain.

09/01/2019

Labor Day weekend. I deserve a holiday too. Think of all of the sleeping, and eting I have accomplished this year. Prodigous amounts.

Love and Kisses,
Gordon.

08/03/2019

Why is there the term the dog days of summer? I feel as a feline that we should be honored as well. We laze about in the sun and deserve our contribution to the summer.

07/03/2019

July. Independence Day raises my hackles. The loud noises and flashing lights are not to my liking. My owner knows that I am uncomfortable with this holiday, and stays home with me. Sometimes she has company over. I love that, as her friends think I am charming as I roll on the floor at their feet. I usually can wrangle a few good pats on the head and scratches behind the ears that way.
Love and kisses,
Gordon

06/02/2019

June and the sun is out. I am taking advantage of it, as I snooze by the sliding back door. The screen is there and allows for fresh air, and the cawing of crows to be audible.

05/01/2019

The merry month of May. I recall when I lived in Memphis with my first owner. She allowed me to roam everywhere, including the dining room table. I had a cut glass crystal dish to eat from. Sadly, she passed away and I and a whole passel of dogs and cats were flown to the west coast. They spay and neuter more in the west, so there are more prospective owners out here for us foundlings. My current owner loves me to bits, combs me, and provides many toys, but she is not keen on my hopping onto the dining room table. She does feed me high end cat food, and for that I have no complaint, but I wish I could hop onto the table while she had her breakfast.

Love and kisses,
Gordon

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