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All you haters who dissed Tyra Banks tonight and all you who dissed the plus sized angels have absolutely no love in you...
10/16/2024

All you haters who dissed Tyra Banks tonight and all you who dissed the plus sized angels have absolutely no love in your hearts. I assume all of you must either be hotter than David Beckham and hotter than Tyra was on her best day. People who live in glass houses should shut up before your home is SHATTERED!
I applaud Victoria's Secret for having a show for REAL WOMEN! By the way, I really need to have Cher's outfit!!!

I enjoyed viewing last night’s debate.
09/11/2024

I enjoyed viewing last night’s debate.

04/05/2024

Chicken Little was right!

12/09/2021
12/09/2021

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Whimsical and beautiful!   Check out   for lovely bracelets for yourself or for a gift!   💝💝
12/09/2021

Whimsical and beautiful! Check out for lovely bracelets for yourself or for a gift! 💝💝

Sunday in Brooklyn.
12/05/2021

Sunday in Brooklyn.

LIVE STREAM AT 8PM TONIGHT!YouTube.com/JoesPubNY
11/29/2021

LIVE STREAM AT 8PM TONIGHT!
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Hand-crafted jewelry!   Check out  !  Mine just arrived today!
11/24/2021

Hand-crafted jewelry! Check out ! Mine just arrived today!

Thank you,  !  Petronia worked her magic tonight.  She’s not done yet!  More to follow in the coming weeks!
11/24/2021

Thank you, ! Petronia worked her magic tonight. She’s not done yet! More to follow in the coming weeks!

To some of my exes, this is EXACTLY what happened every time you said that s**t!
11/23/2021

To some of my exes, this is EXACTLY what happened every time you said that s**t!

NEXT STOP: GLASGOWI got on the 8:55 pm flight to London which didn’t leave until ten o’clock.   I tried to sleep but I w...
11/22/2021

NEXT STOP: GLASGOW

I got on the 8:55 pm flight to London which didn’t leave until ten o’clock. I tried to sleep but I was way uncomfortable for reasons that I won’t get into. Travel tip 3. Wear your most bummy and most comfortable clothes on a long flight. If you’re black, they’re going to pull you aside no matter how rock star you try to look. I arrived in London’s Heathrow airport and spent three hours hanging out in stores to find souvenirs for my co-workers. It was Thursday morning and Armistice day. At the stroke of 11 am, the entire airport stopped as traditional music filled the air. The silence was incredibly powerful. Veteran’s day in the USA doesn’t have the same reverence and a lot of that had to do with England surviving Germany’s Blitzkrieg attacks during World War Two.
After the moment of silence, life resumed and the moment passed as if it never had happened.
It was time to board my flight to Glasgow and I walked on the tarmac to board my flight. I always think of Casablanca when I board a flight like that.

I had a middle seat between two hotties but both of them were sporting wedding rings. 😡

I got a very chatty cabbie and we told each other tales of drinking in Edinburgh and New York.
I arrive at the Center of Contemporary Arts, the sidewalk is wet from drizzle and suddenly I am being hugged by family.

That night was amazing! Shilpa stood alone on the stage to sing The Storm, her delivery was powerful! I’m on stage with people that I never sang with before. The energy was ELECTRIC! Billy got carried away in his performance and did one of his collapses. I thought to myself,”ouch, I don’t think he meant to land like that”. Billy got up like it was all planned even though he hurt himself in the fall. WHAT A FU***NG PROFESSIONAL! No time to stop now, the show is on fire, the show must go on!

Then it was over and the crowd didn’t want it to be over. When was the last time or any time that the audience DEMANDED that we give an encore? We did Love at the Gate, it wasn’t enough, we FLED the stage anyway. The adrenaline slipped away and all l wanted was some hot food and a bed, Welcome to Glasgow, Miss Lee.

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