03/05/2022
This is RARE footage of an actual penguin doing a happy dance in its natural habitat. His name is Francis.
Now, now, now, I know you're probably thinking: "Why is he dancing alone? Why is a tag sticking out of his b***y and a cord coming out of his back?! This can't be real, surely this is FAKE NEWS!"
🐧 🐧 🐧 Fun Fact 🐧 🐧 🐧
Penguins search the WHOLE beach up and down for the most shiny, round, most perfect and beautiful bomb party ring EVER to give to their prospective mate in hopes she falls in love with it and accepts them. Thus beginning a whole new world of Bomb Party addicts both human and penguin alike.
THIS LUCKY FELLOW got his flippers on THREE extremely rare men's Timeless Collection rings, size 9, 10, and 11!
But instead of simply giving these away, he's selling them to the nearest fellow penguin for only $38.95!! So he can pay his penguin rent and electric, and buy some penguin food.
Let's be real, after this pandemic times are tough and pebbles just don't matter anymore. These beauties don't grow on trees and once they're gone, they are gone FOR GOOD!
Moral of this story: Buy a men's ring. Dont wait until it's too late! And be like Francis. Shake those tail feathers all the way to checkout.
You'll be glad that you did.
