06/15/2026
A message to the girl who wholeheartedly believed me when I said that the San Diego County Fair tamed a live grizzly bear that they would be releasing on stage:
I hope that you had your holes plugged when Griz blew your mind this weekend! 🌀🎉🧸
And to Sierra:
HAPPY MOTHERFCKIN 30TH BRTHDAY!!! You may think you’re the luckiest girl in the world because you’ve won a bazillion giveaways, but I feel even luckier because I get to call you my business partner. You’re a true leader to our entire festi 🍍🪩 community, and Wookplugs would have crashed and burned a long time ago if it wasn’t for your dedication. So stoked for the next chapter in our hole plugging adventure. LOVE YOU, Kayla 💕